|You Are 96% Texas|
I had to agree to eat a rattle snake to get 96% Texas. I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten snake… well, maybe it was eel tar-tar. I’ve eat gator before – and frog legs, too. Does that count? I sure wasn’t gonna agree to Texas only having five spices (what pansy only uses five spices?). And I wasn’t gonna agree that my cowboy and cowgirl pals in Austin are ‘NOT REALLY FROM TEXAS’. What kind of trash-talk is that?!
Who wrote that quiz? A Yankee??! “Git a rope.”